Today’s title comes from Dorothy Parker, by way of my wonderful friend using the wholly inappropriate moniker “savage.” It also ties in very nicely with Gabrielle’s repeated exhortations to get the work done and damn the consequences.
So — ass to seat, and since I have nothing in a state yet to show, I’ll offer some short bits of catch-up from the past couple of weeks.
• My car’s been in the shop since Monday, the victim of a very low-speed parking lot collision. I wasn’t injured at all; the nice grandmotherly lady was most apologetic; and her insurance company is paying for the repairs and for a rental car. She hit my driver’s door with the front right corner of her bumper at about 2 miles an hour, and the repair estimate including car rental exceeded $1,500.00. I’d hate to think how much damage there would have been at regular speed.
I’m supposed to get my baby back today, which will make me very happy. The tiny little low-down rental sedan is horribly uncomfortable for a six-foot-tall person with middle-aged back and knee problems. Good thing I haven’t needed to do a great deal of driving this week.
Oh, and the radio doesn’t work in the rental. I’ve been music-less all week.
• Three weeks ago we had a new vinyl floor installed in the kitchen. The installers didn’t have any seam sealant with them, so they duct-taped the seam together and promised to return on the following Tuesday to finish the job. After two weeks of walking around duct tape, my husband finally called the flooring company to ask quite politely when we could expect to have the installers return. They were astounded to find out that it had not been completed, explained that those installers “were no longer with the company,” and scheduled a different team of installers to come finish the sealing.
This is not comforting.
The second team showed up yesterday. The head guy got down on his belly to inspect the seam, muttered strong invective under his breath, asked rhetorically if “those guys” even possessed a straightedge, asked me if there were any vinyl left over (there wasn’t), muttered some more, and finally used a kind of filler to seal the gap prior to placing the seam sealant. It looks okay to me, but now I am wondering how well this job is going to hold up. What else did they do wrong that doesn’t show?
• Tomorrow the painter shows up. He’s going to be here for a week or so, repainting all the exterior wood siding and trim. He seems like a nice enough man, but just having a strange someone in and around my house for that length of time is going to drive me nuts.
• All of these things are happening at a time when all I want to do is plant my butt in the studio and work. I have three pieces in a series that are begging to be made, plus a new small piece I’d like to get done for Fine Focus. I know just what I want to do with them and I haven’t been able to get in there and get cracking. I tried fusing one of them in order to speed up the construction process, but (no offense to Melody) it simply didn’t look or feel right. Toss that and go back to the techniques that feel appropriate for what I want to do.
I’ll be glad when all the distractions have run their course and I can apply ass to seat and get stuff done.
